tyleroakley:

sterekdimples:

So this is a thing that actually happened. 

I cry.


how to get a boyfriend

neptunain:

put peanut butter on a pinecone and roll it in bird seed. hang it up outside. wait.

(via clarinet-sticks)


thegreenwolf:

tastefullyoffensive:

Grass Desk Prank [ohyouperv]

I could totally be okay with this.

(via clarinet-sticks)


infectecl:

I JUST REALIZED SHE IS SINGING INTO A VIBRATOR

infectecl:

I JUST REALIZED SHE IS SINGING INTO A VIBRATOR

(via ryanvallejo)


bace-jeleren:

catsandcunts:

YOUR BODY IS BEAUTIFUL IF:

  • you have a body
  • that’s it
  • you’re beautiful
  • you win
  • congratulations 

You have potentially offended hundreds if not thousands of ghosts.

(via ryanvallejo)


fullscreeninc:

Weekends be like….

More like everyday

fullscreeninc:

Weekends be like….

More like everyday


freckkles:

who did this

freckkles:

who did this

(via taco-bell-rey)


kikofficial:

octibbles:

"What’s your favorite color?"
"Radical Carrot."

kikofficial:

octibbles:

"What’s your favorite color?"

"Radical Carrot."

image

(via infinite-musician)


Q
Does Spirit accept mayonnaise players?
Anonymous
A

splantamello:

Not yet. But I’m working on it


human:

YOU CANT SPRINT WITH US

human:

YOU CANT SPRINT WITH US

(via infinite-musician)